A free ticket to Scotch up for grabs

For first prize in the the Fridays Joke: Scotch on the Road competition there is now 1 ticket for Scotch on the Road up for Grabs! You can use this ticket at ANY of the three venues, London, Manchester, or Edinburgh

Nick Tong from has sponsored my Fridays Joke: Scotch on the Road competition to offer this prize so get your entries in.

The prizes:

The rules:

  1. Make sure its about Scotch (though any drink will suffice)
  2. Make sure it hasn't been posted on here before. I have a search function.
  3. I'm not worried about it being SFW but keep within sensible taste levels.
  4. No pictures/images
  5. I won't be sending the bottle outside of the UK but if you're happy to just get your joke posted feel free to enter from anywhere in the world and I'll save the bottle for another competition.
  6. The judges will be myself and Kev McCabe a.k.a Big Mad Kev

Make sure you send in your name, valid email address and if you have one a web address. All entries will get their name and website published along with the joke!

For everyone who's trying to be green now, don't panic. To ensure that this is an environmental competition no joke will be wasted. The rest of the jokes that don't make the top three will be recycled and posted at some point in the future here :)

Check out my "contact me" page for ways of sending your joke over.