Fridays Joke- It was the other Drunk

First of I have 4 Pownce invites at the moment if anyone wants one ... if so leave a joke(anything as long as its funny) and a valid email address in the Comments ... I would just give them out, but it's Friday 13th and everyone can do with a laugh!Also I've just seen that my Local cinema is taking bookings for the Simpsons Movie, WooHoo so I'm off to do that in a minute too.Anyway, time for the joke, enjoy!Two notorious drunks are sitting at the bar. one is crying. the other asks "what's wrong?". The crying drunk says, "i've puked all over myself again and my wife's gonna kill me. what do i do pal?" The one drunk offers this advice: "explain to your wife that some other drunk puked on you. put a ten spot in your shirt pocket and tell her that the drunk was sorry and gave you ten bucks to have your clothes cleaned." "Sound like a great idea," says the crying drunk. When he gets home, sure enough his wife is fuming and begins yelling at him about his clothes and how disgusting he is. The drunk starts spinning the lie and says, "look for you, there's ten bucks in my pocket." His wife looks in the pocket and finds twenty dollars. "wait a minute, I thought you said the guy gave you ten bucks for puking on you," says the wife. "He did," say the drunk, "but he shat in my pants too!"