Fridays Joke- A little background

For the first time ever the title of the post is not to do with the joke. I thought I'd give everyone a quick disect into the background of Friday Jokes. The reason for this is that Scott Stroz IM'd me a joke the other day wondering if I take submissions ... well in short I do :) The reason I started doing them was because I've got a few friends whos company they work for don't mind them sending 10's of emails to everyone everyday :) So instead of keeping them to myself I started taking the FWD: RE: FWD:'d emails and post em on the blog. This also brings me to my next announcement:
I also want to let you know that if you've got a joke send it on to me. Either send it to my email address (if you've got it) or you can use the contact form . Just make sure that you put in the subject line "Fridays Joke: {description}". I'm not that easily offended but obviously some jokes aren't publishable! What I'm saying I can't promise that I'll publish all jokes but the ones I do I'll make sure a mention and a link goes out so don't forget your web address!

So here's Scott's joke:

I hit a car and a dwarf got out! Looked up at me and said, "I'm not happy."
I said, "Well which one are you then?"
That's when the fight started...