Simple advice to wellbeing and inner peace, also known as Fridays Joke

By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil Show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house today I finished off a bottle of vodka, a bottle of Jack Daniels, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a box of cuban cigars, a pot of coffee, the rest of the Godiva Chocolates and spent 10 hours completing Burnout Revenge on my Xbox 360

You have no idea how freaking good I feel!

I urge you pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace!