Fridays Joke- The Irish Sausage

A little late on getting the joke out today which means I've missed the morning coffee time for UK and Europe :o) Still trying to catch up with myself after a week off. Does anybody else feel that taking a week off actually does more harm than good! :o)

"Can I have some Irish Sausages please ?", asked Paddy.

The Assistant looked at him and asked "Are you Irish?"

"If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian ?

Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German ?

Or if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or, if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican ?

Would ya, ay? Would Ya?"

The assistant says, "Well no".

"And if I asked you for some Bourbon Whiskey, would you ask me if I was

American? What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish?"

"Well, I probably wouldn't!"

So with self-indignation, the Irishman says, "Well, all right then, why

did you ask me if I'm Irish just because I asked for Irish Sausages?"

The Assistant replies:

"Because you're in a fecking DIY store."