Fridays Joke- The difference between guts and balls

Decided too add a second set today as this definition makes me laugh every time.

Definition: The difference between 'guts' and 'balls'.

Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the lads, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere".

Balls - is getting home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the arse and having the balls to say "You're next"


3 old ladies named Gertrude, Maude and Tilly were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approached from across the park. The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat. Gertrude immediately had a stroke. Then Maude also had a stroke. Then...Tilly, Bless her heart, being older and more feeble... couldn't reach that far...