Uk Weather - with no CFC's or WSDL

Martin Parry on the CF-Talk board has posted probably one of the simpliest and easy weather tags ever - and looking out the window now, quite precise too:
\n<cfif month(now()) neq 6>
\n It's raining and miserable - #randrange(1,8)# degrees
\n It's mostly cloudy but "might" be sunny later -
\n#randrange(8,15)# degrees